As in, "This person has NEVER interacted with me via Basefook."
Some I friended, some friended me. Probably cases of "Oh, hey, I wonder what that person is up to?" Sometimes you remember a person as a real dynamo, and get curious to see if they ever made that million dollars, or managed to hook up with an entire pro football team. Of course everyone wants to know if the skinny girl ended up fat. Or if the guy who set your gaydar off screaming in preschool
has come out yet. Sometimes you just click on the smiley people who came from your hometown that are suggested as friends by the network itself.
But they've never said "hello," or given a half-assed "Happy Birthday," or poked you, or commented on your graduation/wedding/birth of quadruplets/double amputation/appearance on the Jon Stewart show.... Hell, they've never even hit "like" when you've come up with something incredibly witty and insightful that commanded the attention of every other person in the world.
I'm going to hunt down three of these people. And delete them.
And then I'll be all caught up!
...Until I fall behind next time...
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