Thursday, September 1, 2011

Getting back to business, here.

You.  Gone!

You post quite a bit, and occasionally I respond if I have something pertinent to say.  On the rare occasion that I give a crap (which isn't often, and is never related to your updates on what/how much you'll be spending money on).  My responses are met with... ***crickets.***

Oh, except for that one time.  When you were stressing about your kids' birthday parties being so close together, and I lightheartedly suggested that you combine them, as I do, and that themes such as "Robot Beach Party" and "Ninja Princesses" could eventually be really fun.  To which you replied, "I would never combine my children's birthday parties.  I want them to feel special on their special day."

Well, then.

You've always been sanctimonious.  It's never been appreciated.

And I have no plans to go to Myrtle Beach, which for some reason is considered a vacation mecca/paradise in my hometown.  

So... Happy September!  PISSS is back!

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