Butthurt.

Yep, I'm deleting you due to butthurt.

You have never commented on any of my major life events.  You have never taken any notice of my pictures, my posts, my tags, my kids, my husband (who was also a friend of yours)... you've never replied when I've commented on anything of yours.  You've never said happy birthday -- not that I even care about those -- but still. 

This stuff happens, especially when someone isn't an avid Facebooker, but I always thought we were friends.  We have a good history, and have never had any falling outs.  You were one of the people I looked forward to seeing the most when I went to get my coffee every day.  I was one of your biggest fans when you decided to join AA/NA.  I used to tease you about your dad, and jokingly threatened to become your stepmom.

But I'm feeling ignored, and feeling like an asshole for even trying to keep a conversation going.  It's clear that our interactions are over, and I'm not one to be a sad case.  I'll move on.