1. Um, maybe you were a cheerleader? And once my mother made a point of telling me you worked at Bellevue, and I had NO CLUE who she was talking about. That's how tight we were.
2. We were pals when we were four or five. You showed me your mom's bra, and we played doctor hiding under your bed. I think we were riding (both on the front seat, sharing a seat belt?!?) in your mom's car when I saw my first solar eclipse after preschool one day. And our history beyond that is largely non-existant. I think you were one of the "hey look, there's ___" friends I made when I first joined the 'Book.
3. We were in the same Girl Scout Troop. And the same class in 4th grade. Once I picked up your dog Muffin's poop off of your bedroom floor because I thought it was a rubber fake poop. I mean, really, who leaves real poop on the floor?!?
4. Creepy not-housemate that was always around my (shared) house. Door-guy at my favorite bar. Now you work at my ex-job. Always on the periphery, never a friend. And did I mention creepy?
5. High school pizza place co-worker, who married another pizza place co-worker, had kids, divorced, and married a cheerleading friend. And had more kids. Not so much the hippie you once were, from the looks of things, but seemingly happy. Good on ya.
6. My formerly very-close friend's sister's former best friend. That's it.
7. Another homeroom "H" pal. Last interaction was a "Hey, stranger" over a year ago. Sometimes you comment on sports. Hmm.
8. Once upon a time, you gave me your army jacket. When you went AWOL. You are 6'4" and about 250 lbs. It fit great! ;)
Down to 250 friends! Until next time....
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