Family, Once Removed

You're a never.  Never written on my wall, or commented on my stuff.  Ditto me for you.

We're not related, really.  You are my husband's mother's cousin's son's wife.  We met twice, you as a guest at our wedding, and once at Christmas, where I bequeathed our little person's Santa suit to your little person.  Beyond that, we barely spoke.  And I haven't learned a lick about you since, via posts or pictures, or anything else.

I doubt we'll ever cultivate any sort of relationship online. 

...and I already removed your husband for being intolerable.

For the time being, most family members have had a pass.  But you're family-of-family-of-family-of-family, so for the sake of the project, you're an easy pick to remove.  Maybe I'll see you at a holiday down the line.