Dull.

You post updates like, "I'm cooking dinner."
                                   "Going to bed now."
                                   "About to leave for work."
                                   "Headache!"
                                   "Goodnight, FB!"


And you have 468 friends along for the ride, experiencing these intimate details of your life?!?  Girl, is nothing sacred anymore?  You won't notice one less friend.  Peace.